GTFOHWTBS: Chick Robs Bank; Brags On YouTube
People do dumb things and often forget that social media is a way to incriminate themselves. Usually, though, it’s by mistake. But in the case of 19-year-old Hannah Sabrata, her dumbassness was on purpose and has led to the Nebraskan getting arrested for a crime she may have gotten away from.
In the above video titled “Chick Bank Robber” (yes, seriously), Hannah pulls a move reserved for a Farrelly Brothers movie as she took to YouTube to announce that she robbed a bank. Backed by some a Green Day soundtrack, Hannah holds up cards explaining her heist while also holding up an ounce of weed.
Damn, this girl cannot be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
She continues explaining how she pulled off the robbery while wearing the same damn clothes that she was caught wearing in the surveillance video. To make matters worse, she actually holds up the money she stole! She explains that she’s a victim of the government she did it because the government stole her baby. So, you see, Hannah robbed a bank because the government deemed her an unfit mother. Oh the irony.
Needless to say, police made the arrest as the YouTube video racked up nearly 10,000 views. Today it’s at 317,000 views.