GTFOHWTBS: Air Sex Championships Confirm Existence
Yes, Yes, “Air Sex” exists and this year the Air Sex World Championships will be crowing a new champion. If you’re wondering what the hell Air Sex is, don’t worry, we were too? Apparently its literally having sex with air…kind of.
The Air Sex World Championships began in 2009 as a parody of an Air Guitar completion that took place in Austin, Texas. It has since become a “sport” to the group that promotes it and to its competitors who basically feign love making to people or objects that are not in fact there. The rules are as such: (1) all climaxes must be simulated and (2) there must always be another (imaginary) person on stage during the performer’s routine. Contestants also need is a moniker and a song. From there three judges critique the show based on foreplay, intercourse and sexual energy.
The ASWC has gone national as there will be upcoming shows in Boston, Philadelphia, Washington, D.C., Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee and Texas. ASWC’s founder Chris Trew sees the sports growing more, telling The Huffington Post, “Air sex will be an Olympic sport one day. We’re giving these people a platform to [expletive] to glory. They’re getting a stab at stardom.”
Yeah…GTFOHWTBS. Please, just go. GTFO. While the “championships” are a stab at comedy and most likely a full on parody, it’s also flat out foolish. But hey, have fun with that.