[The Tens] The 10 Hideous Faces Of Chris Bosh
It’s no secret that Chris Bosh is one ugly sonofab*tch. But the fact that he makes certain faces to enhance his ugliness is beyond us. The certified king of ugly, Sam Cassell, is probably sitting around somewhere mumbling to himself “how can one man be so ugly.” And just think, Bosh is only 28, which means there’s going to be more ugly to come. Smashing him in the face with a frying pan might help, but who wants to get that close to him? Procreation should be illegal. Anyways, get your Maalox cocktail ready as we run down the ten vomit inducing faces of Christopher Wesson Bosh.
The “Ugly Oop” Face
The “I’ll Velaciraptor Your Ass” Face
Intimidation or laughter. You decide.
The “Gobbledy Gook” Face
The face only a mother could love to hate.
The “Godzilla” Face
The Japanese are already considering casting Bosh for “Velocilraptor Vs. Godzilla” movie this fall.
The “Bootleg Avatar” Face
Cum Champagne All Over My Face, Face
Yes, you won an NBA Championship. But did you really have to reenact gay porn? *cue swanky porn music*
The “E.T. Phone Home” Face
We bet his finger glows at night too.
The “Your Face Looks Tasty” Face
The “Raptor Down…Roll The Credits” Face
This was a cutting room floor scene from Jurassic Park 4. Jeff Goldblum punched Bosh in the face while running through a gym. He said “it was just too real.”
The “N*gga This IS My Smile” Face
They told him to smile 17 times before the photographer just said “f*ck it” and snapped the photo.