What The F*ck!?!? – The September Edition
Way back when I was running a little site you may have heard of called HipHopDX, I launched a widely successful monthly column titled “What The F*ck.” The column ran down the past month in pop culture that raised our eyebrows and had us collectively shaking our heads. Well, I decided to resurrect the feature right here on TWV for those that have missed it.
With that being said, the past month has been quite the interesting one in terms of WTF moments. Surely you cannot remember them all, which is why we are here. TWV rounds up 20 moments from the past month and breaks them down the only way we know how. This month we reflect on Sarah Palin’s “Basketball Wives” initiation, an epic collapse in baseball, Busta Rhymes nonsensical lyrics, Ray J’s tirade, Cassie’s new boobs and a host of other things that made us all collectively say “What The F*ck?”
1) WTF was Ray J smoking the night of September 18th, 2011? Because he wasn’t acting like this on September 17th. You would think that if you wanted to whoop some ass you’d do it on fight night. At any rate, that whole tirade where William Ray Norwood Jr. stated “I’m going to get my big homies on the phone that like n*ggas and they’re gonna rape that n*gga! Bend that n*gga over and stick that n*gga in the booty! I don’t give a F*CK!!!!” Word Ray J? Like that? Really?
2) WTF is wrong with Drake’s album cover for Take Care? How about everything?
3) WTF was Victor Ortiz thinking with all the hugs in kisses in the Mayweather fight? Exactly how many hugs do you have to give before you get punched in the face?
4) WTF did Kreyshawn think Rick Ross was going to do to her when he ran into the White Girl Mob rapper at the VMAs? Sh*t got real (ironically) when you messed with a rapper who fronts as a dope dealer but was originally a corrections officer. Sh*t got real? We think? Oh, this gives us a headache.
5) WTF is Gucci Mane’s infatuation with jail? Is the food good or something? We wonder if anybody is licking that ice cream cone. Yuck!
6) WTF happened to the Boston Red Sox? They tried to beat the Yankees at their own money spending spree and ended up with one of the most epic collapses in baseball history. Theo Huxtable > Theo Epstein
7) WTF is up with people so pissed off about Netflix and Facebook? Shouldn’t you be more peeved about Troy Davis? You may have been cheated out of a few dollars or a news stream that makes sense, but that man was cheated out of his life.
8) WTF is Real Steel? We know Rock Em’ Sock Em’ Robots: The Movie when we see it!
9) WTF was Nicki Minaj thinking wearing a fried chicken pendant? Here’s to stereotypes!
10) WTF is with the savages that applauded Rick Perry executing 234 death row inmates during his tenure? But it’s his admission that he loses no sleep because he’s sure that everyone that’s been executed deserved it that troubled us even more.
11) WTF? Why did it take so long for “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” to get the axe?
12) WTF will hip-hop be like once Young Jeezy finally drops his album? At this rate he’ll be the only dope boy left.
13) WTF? Glen Rice and Sarah Palin did the mattress mambo? Really? Well, at least she has the credentials to make it on the next season of VH1′s “Basketball Wives.”
14) WTF is wrong with this guy?
15) WTF is so funny about Ice T calling Rick Ross “Identity Crisis?” Everything.
16) WTF is Cassie doing trying to sing again? You don’t get better with practice. Oh well, the new boobs are something to look forward to.
17) WTF made Papoose wake up and say he’s the king of New York? King of a million mixtapes without an album perhaps. King of hoodwinking a record label into a huge payday maybe. King of New York? Hell naw.
18) WTF is Herman Cain doing here? Morgan Freeman has a better chance of becoming the next black president… he’s played one on TV. We’d just like for Cain to go back to making us some pizza.
19) WTF is Busta Rhymes saying in his rhymes? Does anybody know or care anymore? Can he rap any other way?
20) WTF is a V-Nasty and why is she dropping N-bombs like she’s on Def Comedy Jam? Can somebody put her wack ass in her place?
