[The Tens] Dee-1′s Top 10 Things Females Say Or Do, And What They REALLY Mean
After connecting with The Niceguys and getting their list of their ten favorite beers, New Orleans emcee Dee-1 links up with TheWellVersed to drop his own top 10 list.
“Women are tricky. To maintain your sanity with them, you have to be able to read between the lines. So my 10′s list is dedicated to The 10 things Women Say and Do….. and what They REALLY Mean. Somewhere deep down inside, we all want that genuine love and connection with that one special person. Right? Lol. Well honestly, it was my personal experience from my new single “The One That Got Away” and the crazy female stories that I hear from my boys Landon and Howard Hall that inspired this list. I hope you can relate…” – Dee-1
#1
What Happens: If she’s texting you back & forth then suddenly stops for the rest of the night.
What It Really Means: Her boyfriend either called or came over. Don’t believe her when she tells you she fell asleep.
#2
What Happens: If she texts you multiple times then calls u right after because she was “worried about you.”
What It Really Means: She’s a potential stalker.
#3
What Happens: She’s telling you a wild story about some mysterious girlfriend of hers that you’ve never met.
What It Really Means: THAT STORY IS ABOUT HER!!!
#4
What Happens: You’re having a phone conversation with her and she says “Ummm, can you text me later?”
What It Really Means: Please stop talking to me.
#5
What Happens: If yall are on the phone planning a night out and she says “So your boys coming through?”
What It Really Means: She likes one of your friends not you.
#6
What Happens: When you text something bold you want to do with her and she texts either a) LOL, b) You Crazy or c) Whaaaat!!!
What It Really Means: a) LOL – No chance, b) You Crazy - I’m down if you down or c) Whaaaaat!!! - You scare me… and this will be followed by… Text me later.
#7
What Happens: She says “I only have guy friends, I don’t get along with too many women.”
What It Really Means: a) She’s been with ALOT of dudes, b) She’s a gold digger or c) no women trust her… She’s taken somebody’s man before. Did she sneak up and take you from someone else? Exactly. Remember this: “If she cheated on her ex with you, now she’s next to you/ Then homie her next ex is you.”
#8
What Happens: She says she has a “situation.”
What It Really Means: That means she has a boyfriend she ain’t happy with, but she won’t end it with him because he pays one or more of her bills.
Also, if she says “Im going out with a friend” but doesn’t clarify who… its really a dude who she messes with or is thinking about messing with. But she doesn’t want you to know.
#9
What Happens: When you see her in person and…
a) You get that tip of the finger hand shake
b) You get that half-hand-shake-one-arm-hug-on-back
c) You give her a full hug but she hugs you sideways
What It Really Means:
a) You’re not ever touching me after this
b) We are Friends and that is it
c) I can’t believe you hugged me in public.
#10
What Happens: She calls you her brother.
What It Really Means: You have no hope. Friend zone for life.
Dee-1, I didn’t know you were a comic too! Endless talent this guy has! Go DEE-1
mad respect and admiration for this cat! get it get it boiiiiiiiiii
this was hilariously true, good read
Dee-1,
Keep doing what you do. You continue to amaze me with your lyrical talents. This is not the same b-ball young man I know. You are all grown up and an inspiration.
Love ya,
Mama Mack
You’ve got something here with this one. Great job!
I agree w/all except for #7. I mostly have guy friends and have never stolen or wanted a taken man. You r truly great and I have much love for ur music. Keep doing what u do.
I agree with MOST of them lol although I feel there are exceptions to all of them too.
It’s true but the only have guy friends. I have mostly guy friends but thats cuz I’m the oldest girl n luv comics, video games, sneakers, and basketball so I just vibe with my brothers better then girls. (key word brothers friend zoners for life lol)