Why We Should Support Sarah Palin’s 2012 Presidential Run
By Demetrius Walker
Yes, you read that correctly. Let me explain. Barack Obama runs the risk of not being reelected in 2012. Progressives, frustrated by the lack of social advancement our 44th president has managed to deliver, have grown weary. Blacks, Obama’s staunchest supporters, have also become apathetic to the political process. The miracle Negro we sported on our t-shirts, sneakers, watches, etc. has not devised a strategy to deliver the Reparations we knew had to come along with a Brother residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. In fact, it’s been 2 years and Obama still hasn’t painted the White House black. Even still, it’s no secret that we’d rather see Barack as Commander-in-Chief versus another trigger happy, cowboy politician who could care less about the plight of the poor. So how can we bring back the magic of ’08 that brought about the most unexpected turn of events in American history, a Black President? Three words: Support Sarah Palin.
The 2010 midterm elections proved that Obama has lost much of the support he relied on to defeat that gimp armed “Maverick,” John McCain. In Obama’s own words he took a “shellacking” at the ballot box. Republicans knocked Democrats out of tons of seats in the House, regaining control. The Tea Party, ignited in large part by their queen bee Sarah Palin, are to credit for the GOP resurgence. Mrs. “Alrighty” has riled up ignorant, gun toting, bible thumping bigots in an unprecedented fashion. Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity and O’Reilly haven’t even been this efficient at rallying the right’s degenerates and trailer trash. As a result, Sarah Palin has the Republican Party held hostage.
According to Quinnipac’s latest poll, (published November 22, 2010), Sarah Palin edges all other GOP contenders in likelihood to gain the Republican nod. However, in a head to head matchup with the big homie Baracka Flocka Flame, Sarah gets torched 48% to 40%. Obama doesn’t fare as well against Mitt “Aura of Corruption” Romney or Mike “Who Needs the Constitution When We Got the Bible” Huckabee. Strictly viewing the latest polls, Barack would be in a statistical dead heat with either of those guys… and we all know what happens when Democrats are locked in statistical dead heats with Republicans – shady ish happens in Florida securing GOP victory.
So if we really want our brother Barry back in office, the best thing we can do for him is to ensure Sarah Palin gets the Republican nomination in 2012. As much as Republicans fear our current “socialist” president, those with half a brain are in even greater fear of electing a complete moron to rule the free world. George W. Bush is still fresh enough in people’s memories to not to make that mistake again… at least so soon. If Palin’s previous debate hijinx are any indication of how she would fare in a future presidential debate, she’ll surely scare the beejezus out of anyone considering pulling the lever in her favor. Barack Obama will run circles around her.
Therefore, I implore you to contribute to this bimbo’s next campaign. You can start today by purchasing her new book, America by Heart. It’s cold across most of the country and it serves as great firewood (trust me). We all know Sarah pales in comparison to Barack so let’s be strategic in how we save the world from an impending apocalypse. When your progressive friends inevitably confront you to ask if you really donated to that heifer’s campaign, greet them with your brightest “you betcha!”
Hahaha! Good article. But I think the GOp knows that and she couldn’t get the nod. Her level of popularity is pretty sick tho!
Don’t under estimate America’s Ignorance. If Sarah Palin gets nominated as president. I am moving to Canada.
Oh shit… I got $50 on this strategy!
We don’t need to donate to that crazy woman. Might as well flush your money down the toilet. All we have to do is become temporary Republicans and vote in the Republican primaries. If a lot of us vote for Sarah Palin in the primaries then she’ll win. We just have to make sure enough of us are still voting in the Democratic primaries to get Barack back in there, assuming we care about getting him back in. I, for one, do not. I feel that he can get a lot more done if he behaves as a one-term President because there is a high probability that he will not get re-elected anyway. Besides, White supremacy in Black face is still White supremacy.
I hear that…I was thinking about this as a possible strategy not too long ago. But Americans are crazy, and ride waves of emotion. If she’s nominated, she may actually win. Just look how far Bristol made it in a dancing show. Incredible!
I do see the validity of your strategy…however, you are underestimating her popularity and the ignorance of the American people. There is a chance if she wins the nomination that she will become President. We simply can’t afford that at any cost. I’d rather have George Bush back in office than to risk having her as commander in chief. Therefore, the stakes are far too high to play this particular game of political roulette. With that being said…Good article!
Good article. You pointed out some very valid points. However, the American society and all it’s nominations are based on popularity. It would be plain awful if Sarah Palin was in office. There are many things about Barak that I am not very pleased with interms of his decision making. And honestley I am not sure if I would vote for him again as the change he talked about in 2008 has seemed to “change” when he got in office.
Both Republicans and Dems are after the same thing. However they differ on their approach. Dems seem to think inflation stimulates the economy. Republicans try to suck every dollar from the common man and give it to the CEO. Only to arrest him years later. My point is both parties are trying to ultimately take more money from the middle class while they set up this NWO.
Again…Good article. Well written
I agree that Sister Sarah may be Barack’s best chance in 2012. This article is sad but true. In response to the comment from YouAlreadyKnow: it sounds like you already know and I agree.
+AS A FEMALE OF COLOR, A TEA PARTY SUPPORTER, A REPUBLICAN ,CONSERVATIVE. I TAKE ISSUE WITH YOU ON MOST OF WHAT YOU SAID..ARE U SO NARROW MINDED, U CANT EXCEPT ANY OE ELSE VIEWS, BUT YOURS? SPOUTING OFF ABOUT HISTORY IS ONE THING, RESORTING TO NAME CALLING ASSULT RIFLE CARRYING IGNORANT. YOU ARE DESCRIBING THUGS. LAW ABIDING NRA MEMBER LIKE ME DONT CARRY RIFLES, WE KEEP THEM IN OUR HOMES TO PROTECT OUR SELFS. THIS IS A FREE 2 PARTY SYSTEM COUNTRY. RESPECT THAT. AFTER 40 YEARS OF SOCIAL ENJERNEERING WHAT HAS IT GOTTEN US? ITS TIME WE TRIED CONSERVATISIM, CAPITALZATION . GOD BLESS THE USA
Kinda hard to read with all the misspells, etc. but:
1 What is “NAME CALLING ASSULT RIFLE CARRYING IGNORANT”?
2 What is there to respect about a “2 PARTY SYSTEM COUNTRY”?
3 How will “CONSERVATISIM, CAPITALZATION” better the country?
4 “GOD BLESS THE USA”, and no one else?